Bubbles: Ricky, just - everybody, we'll all f*** off at the same time. Ricky: I know how to pronouce it, I ordered f***ing galapeno. Unfortunately for Bubbles, he happened to say this on the anniversary of the day Mr. Lahey was kicked off the police force, because of the boys, so shenanigans are afoot. September 28, 2020 ugur Trailer Park Boys 0. He ended up getting thrown in the drunk-tank when everything was said and done. This is our community. Conky: Woohoo! Search, discover and share your favorite Trailer Park Boys GIFs. December 20, 2019. From: "Never Cry Shitwolf" (Season 4, Episode 1), Quote: "On special occasions, I always pound the liquor into me, Julian.". Hampton - The Bible Pimp: CAN you read, my son? A-fuckin-atodaso!”. Jim Lahey: You write your little letter to Santa Claus yet, Rick? I ordered f***in' ja-lap-ano! [leaves Bubbles panicking]. You wanna see a rocket go, Randy? You know how it starts? Here's As Many J-Roc Clips I Could Put Together In One 10 Min Vid.ENJOY! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play. Trevor: Hey Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here lifting weights with his shirt off and he wants you to come out and have a drink with him. 25 Funniest Bubbles Memes You Need To See | SayingImages.com Treena Lahey: OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia? We've all been there. You're watching a samsquanch documentary and you hear a rustling outside. Ricky: Good luck finding a job, since you failed Grade 10, f***in' idiot. Ricky: Somebody who just failed grade 10. Bubbles: Well Randy, I've got some burger meat at my shed, I'll cook some up for you, if that'll diffuse the situation! We call that a good afternoon. Eventually, Julian intervenes and that's when this sage wisdom is dropped. When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that maf***er right there! I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. You can't hear me Sussudio? Shoot yourself, don't shoot me. Trevor: I'm not gonna say, "Who's there? Is this all about cheeseburgers? Julian: Listen, Ricky, you're only at school for one reason, and that's to sell drugs. Its shitty work everybody does that, alright. Ricky: Thats pretty f***ing funny. Rumored production on a Season 13 missed the usual summer production schedule in 2018. When Randy and Lahey rip the boys off on buying Rush tickets, Ricky "borrows" guitarist Alex Lifeson for access to the concert. Cory: Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme? Unfortunately, Ricky believes the cat is his now, and when Bubbles comes to take him back, fireworks fly. Movie quotes. He has accidentally glued a rag to his nose with contect cement]. Jim Lahey: Whats that got to do with the... Randy: I need a store bought cheeseburger. From: "The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey" (Season 3, Episode 7), Quote: "Ricky, can't we just have one day of no yelling and no horse sh*t and just play some f***ing hockey?". [Lahey and Randy show up to shut down the concert]. Ricky: [talking about the gay bar] Well, I wasn't one who really f***ing noticed anything out of the ordinary but they were requesting songs like Madonna and that which is f***ing awesome, but it was Julian who noticed something really f***ing weird. [Phil Collins keeps burping all over everyone]. Bubbles: Everybody calm down! Ricky: Shut up conky, the train prolly just burnt up in the forest fire. Ricky: You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya? Mr. Lahey: It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. Ricky: Look Julian, I was baked out of my f***ing mind, it seemed like a good idea at the time alright? Trailer Park Boys Quotes Rickyisms Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes Marilyn Monroe Quotes There will be no jeopardization of the people in this park. Season 8 premiered on September 5, 2014, followed by Season 9 on March 27, 2015. Now, get the f*** out of here. I want my f***ing satellite signal! You'll never call it plain old "sweet and sour" chicken ever again after Ricky takes everyone's favorite dish up a… https://www.quotes.net/movies/trailer_park_boys_quotes_108226. Bubbles: Ricky... that's not very good. Okay, are we clear here, guys? J-Roc: Oh what, you a'int pregnant with a bucket of chicken? Your not thinking about going back on the street are you Randy? Look, Bubbles' life is hectic, and a lot of that is because of his affiliation with Ricky, and he just wanted a break from it all. Julian: Ricky, the J is silent. [His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]. Julian: [handing him a crowbar] Break in. [smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield] There, they're in the f***in' van, now leave. I'm f***ing trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Treena Lahey: No, Ricky, you're not stupid, remember you're going to get your grade 10 and you'll be just as smart as everyone else. Ricky: You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings and brain things that you can use... and doing different things... and I think I know what's best for my daughter. Trailer Park Boys Quotes. Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. He can smoke a pound in a single bound. Trinity: Well you're smoking with the patch on. And now, you're gonna' get fired from this job 'cause you're nothin' but a drunk f***in' idiot who can't even run the trailer park! Ok? Julian: Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick. Calm down. I'm f***ing trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Hey, I got a good idea. Julian: Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot. [while delivering his speech drunk, to become trailer park supervisor], Mr. Lahey: Who is this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? – Ricky LaFleur. Trailer Park Boys has given us some greasy quotes over the years, but no one is quite as relatable as Bubbles. Why wouldn't you put the alien trevors on a mule and send them over the border like a regular drug dealer ya f***in idiot! I want my f***ing satellite signal! Jim Lahey: The way the shit clings to the air Randy... Jim Lahey: Its already started my dear good friend. C'mon ladies, let's pack this shit up. But he got pissed off at me, saying 'Oh, you kidnapped me!' I don't know. From Bubbles to Ricky – the Best Trailer Park Boys Quotes Published May 12, 2019 [to Julian after he pulls the gun out of Ricky’s hand] Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used… Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. Randy: And I don't care. Trailer Park Boys The boys are back on the loose as Bubbles, Julian and Ricky head south of the Canadian border for some outrageous American adventures. Mr. Lahey: [long pause] Alright Randy. During that time, the Canadian government granted the cast and crew money to help produce the new season and a new spin-off series. Bubbles: Green Bastard, from parts unknown. I am Jim Lahey, and *I am your trailer park supervisor!*. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. So when the pants come off, look the f*** out! Julian: Never mind. [kicks both Cyrus and Jacob out of the classroom]. Huh? Unfortunately, being an astronaut is really difficult if you don't have good eyesight, and that deterred our favorite Sunnyvale Trailer Park resident. It was grade 6. It's Ricky here... just lettin' you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options, I'm gona go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably going to kill Mr Lahey, and I'm thinkin' about killin' Randy as well, and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. What if you marry her and it doesn't work out? RELATED: 15 Secrets Behind The Trailer Park Boys Movie. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. Conky: [to Julian after he pulls the gun out of Ricky's hand] Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used... Patrick... Swayze. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a f***in' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101. Ricky: Alright! Ricky: [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Everybody does that, all right? Danny: [In the background] F*** OFF WITH THE F***ING ERECTIONS! Ray: [pause] It's open to interpretation, Julian, it's the Bible. Diesel in the green. Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie! Julian: Listen to me Rick, we're about to sell a huge amount of dope here and get rich, ok? Bubbles: I'd like to see that Red Blue Green cocksucker put one of those together, duct-tapin' it. Ricky: [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit. In the great white north, there's no better way to relax than to kick back, crack open a Molson and play some road hockey. Ricky: Cyrus, you f*** off first and then we'll f*** off! Right Mr. Lahey? Ricky: [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to f*** myself? Bubbles: Used furniture store is not a bad idea Julian. Does it say anything about you rippin' off insurance companies, pretendin' to be in a wheelchair then gettin' caught drunk, dancin' with ho's makin' porn flicks? Talk to you later. That's my first problem. He loves it so much, in fact, that he made his own persona, The Green B*stard! Bubbles: [to Sam Losco] Is it just me, or can someone here go f*** themselves? All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. We respect the family's wishes for privacy at this time. Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't - what's it to you? He just genuinely believes he's black. Go on with your wallet. Jun 1, 2019 - Explore Derek Ghrist's board "Trailer park boys quotes" on Pinterest. Give me the gun. RELATED: Trailer Park Boys: 15 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets. From: "The Green B*stard" (Season 4, Episode 4), Quote: "I can't wait to start f**in' hammerin' people!" Dear Santa Claus: Go F*** Yourself! Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock? Ricky: [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit. Mr. Lahey: You guys are under arrest for grand theft swayze train! Phil Collins: [to Sam Losco] Hey, you owe me you f***in' greasy caveman! Julian: Rick, who the hell are you talking to? You're drunk right now, I can smell the f***in' liquor on ya' from here! You're buying dope off of *Sam*? We'll do it your way. Get stoned, it'll be fun. Mr. Lahey: Randy just doesn't understand. ", We don't think there's anything more Canadian than the trailer park boys haggling with Gord Downy of the legendary Canadian rock group The Tragically Hip about chicken, but that's exactly what happened in the music video for "The Darkest One. Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Like flames f***ing gulfing, gulfing, gulfing out the roof, out the f***ing door, it was gulfing, there was nothing I could do. Jacob Collins: Come on dad, give us a bam. 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